helpful tips on how to be a trendy melbourne chick
buy yourself a vintage dress
get an expensive whispy hair cut
& a rental in northcote
or brunswick west
subscribe to 3CR
or RRR
get a show on SYNfm
read frankie
yen / or peppermint
while riding the 86 tram
drink a free-trade
bonsoi / but fully
caffeinated / latte`
own a car
but bike everywhere
in a retro helmet
& whinge like f*ck
about the trains
dig spoken word
women’s circus
fringe politics
bikram yoga
documentary making
or knit graffiti
become an editor
open a craft shop
or write flash fiction
screenprint
start a zine
or freelance
in just about anything
rave about footscray
flemington / springvale
or elsewhere
you’d never live
visit daylesford
upwey / or eltham
on the weekends
shop at savers
or lark
or meet me at mike’s
wear hand-crafted goods
or expensive one-offs
from indie designers
date a writer
filmmaker
i.t. guy
social commentator
or a public servant
be decidedly heterosexual
but with heaps of
queer friends
be a serial monogamist
long time defacto
or marry barefoot
in a temple
or grungy backyard setting
hang at ceres
trades hall
rose street markets
or the wheeler centre
apply for some kind of grant
at least once a quarter
drop out of university
or emerge with three degrees
a decade later
squat
protest
or suddenly quit a job you always hated
temporarily move
to amsterdam
belgium / berlin
or spain
vote green
vote socialist
donkey vote
or don’t turn up at all
work with ethnics
artists / the homeless
or the poor
write a cookbook
a memoir / a twitter stream
or a blog